http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/scientific-reasons-we-dont-have-to-fear-a-zombie-a/34988/page1/ This is an awesome article of reasons we don't actually need to worry about zombies.

"...a July zombie outbreak pretty much anywhere would be over in a few weeks just by virtue of the rampaging monsters bursting like rancid meat balloons."

How's that for a visual? Eww.