The Evil Meme!

[razormage]

I now propose a contest! Who can come up with the best description of Evil Ryan? The prize......The fame of writing a description of Evil Ryan. And a RyanPoint (which means I will announce a winner). Also If you post this into your journal, with of course your name to replace mine, I will write about the Evil Version of you!

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[deadkytty9]

Evil Ryan writes code that works... for awhile.
Evil Ryan uses his m4d g4m3r sk1llz to hypnotize women... well, he could if his fiancee didn't mind.
Evil Ryan doesn't correct people who misspell words on his MUD - he waits for them to misspell the same words IRL situations and then laughs at their humiliation.
Evil Ryan can shoot balls of fire from his eyes at anyone who dares disparage his female friends.

[tumblecoyote]

Evil Ryan wishes he were French.
Evil Ryan thinks The DaVinci Code is true.
Evil Ryan plays Eldar. Harlequin Eldar.
Evil Ryan ate your baby.
Evil Ryan is all out of concubines (we never should have taught him that word).

[blueheaven]

Evil Ryan has a goatee and speaks with a posh London accent. He constantly straightens his tie to assert that he is, in fact, better than you.
Evil Ryan can play the most perfect acoustic version of 'Stairway to Heaven' known to mankind, but only plays it when he's alone. Because he doesn't want to share.
Evil Ryan knows that 256K of memory ought to be enough for anyone, and writes his code accordingly.
Evil Ryan proxies green army men and bottlecaps for his miniatures. Why should he bother to spend time and effort on them when they're so little?
Evil Ryan would tell you what he does for a living, but then he'd have to kill you. He'll tell you anyway, just so he can kill you.
Evil Ryan does, in fact, have green skin. He uses makeup to appear normal, but has been known to 'Hulk out' during sudden rainstorms.
Evil Ryan's dream is to have hair exactly like John F. Kennedy.
Evil Ryan is nocturnal, but has been known to stalk his prey well into daytime. Evil Ryan never sleeps; he waits.Evil Ryan can conjure a storm from nowhere, but never

[moritastic]

Evil Ryan rolls 20s. Unless that would be bad, then he rolls 1s.
Evil Ryan once played a wizard that was so munchkined, Elminster forsake Mystra and started worshipping him. Mystra proceeded along similar lines.
Evil Ryan owns the most amazing orphanage in the world, staffed with the most caring and capable people possible. He regularly busses orphans from the world over to see its majesty. He then reminds them that they and no other orphans will ever live there and sends that back from where they came.

[klayre53]

Evil Ryan "hides" fake survelance cameras in his house in places he knows you will see them. Just to make you paranoid when you visit.

Evil Ryan comes over to your house and switches all the spoons and forks in your silverware tray.

Evil Ryan is doing his best to make fun colored camoflage prints (you know, the ones that are all different shades of pink...) trendy.

Evil Ryan took your dice and melted off the 19's and 20's, replacing them with extra 1's and 2's.

Evil Ryan will only DM games that start at 9:30 AM (sharp) on Saturdays. If you are late, you don't get to play. You have to sit in the corner. You're lucky they don't start at 06:00.

Evil Ryan stole your Mountain Dew.