Know what's funny ( Read more... )

She's not good enough for you,
And you're not good enough for them.
She's not good enough for him,
And he's too good for himself, even.
He's not good enough for her,
Yet... she's not good enough for herself.

Here they are.
Here's the line.
Here's you.

They
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You

But who exactly are "they"?
And who are "they" to dictate who you date and who she hangs ( Read more... )

Ainsley will go to jail for ...

Carrying around a gun shaped like a penis

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

It seems as though the most core-shaking things tend to happen when you least expect them ( Read more... )

I cannot even describe in words how much fun I had, in such a small amount of time.

However I can say, Pina Colada Booster Juice with the energy boost in it = Fun times.

I love Neekole de Frootness.
And Jay Putschker, even though he makes fun of the fat people on tv.

Yay for love.

WOW.
That was uncalled for.

Omgz Ainsley u r a cuck socker.

So.
Laughing tons today, much?
I know.
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
Nikki+Kayla+Lisa > Life

PARTIES.
Woo.
FIRES.
Woo.

OH BERNEH.
I love Natalie.
We have sex.

This week at school went by super slow.
It was plah.
Except that I laughed tons with Neekole Felangie de Frootness.
Yep.

I like how, I officially love Jillian because we are two peas in a pod.
Today, we went to Perkins and had breakfast for dinner.
It was nice.

And tomorrow, I am going on the date I was supposed to go on last weekend.
I got us Kinder ( Read more... )

Dear Boys of the World,

If you ask a girl on a date, and you tell her that you are excited and so she gets excited, thus causing her to spend a little bit extra time washing and doing hair, doing make up and choosing the outfit... do not cancel/reschedule half an hour before you are going to pick her up.

It does not make you look like a swell

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I got my hurr did.
I have bangs.
Actual bangs.
Across the forehead... bangs.
They are blonde and lovely.
I also have layers and little bits of caramel.
I feel pretty.