I should not drink mike's hard lime on an empty stomach ( Read more... )

I have finally picked a coffee flavor that I like and will probably stick with consistently- mocha. Yum ( Read more... )

First paycheck for the catering job finally arrived. Only took, what, a month?

More to be posted later, the sore spot between my shoulder blades feels like it is tearing apart. Funny how I'm posting more meaningful entries when I've realized I'm a semi-paranoid OCD nugget. Hohoho.

Working full time now, a grueling 10-11 hour day five or six days a week, working at a cookie bakery/factory type place. It actually isn't tooo bad, just legs get tired standing a lot. Basically I do everything from mopping, dishwashing, gruntwork to cookie prep, icing, baking, molding, and everything in between. I have seen more cookies in one ( Read more... )

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Ever have one of those days where everything at work just seems to go wrong ( Read more... )

White and Nerdy.

This is so full of win I cannot express it in words.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw

Mail mixups are usually interesting. This time is no exception. I got a package today, and promptly went "....." when I opened it up and saw the contents- a male masturbation tool, basically a tube thingy that has a pair of lips at the end, apparently some blowjob thing. I have no idea who it is really addressed to, but it's got MY address on ( Read more... )

The downside to my job is that I usually get home quite late, usually anywhere from 11pm to 3am. Plus side, if I am sneaky I can smuggle food and alcohol in my tux carrying thingie. Typing this while drinking orange juice and Peruvian rum. Yes, orange juice. Minute maid heavy pulp OJ, god I love this drink so much. I actually used to dislike ( Read more... )

THE funniest thing I've EVER SEEN IN A VERY LONG TIME OHMYGO DI CAN'T STOP LOLING AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdgdBOTUSqg

I AM GOING TO ROUND UP SOME PEOPLE AND GOING TO DO THIS.