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[razrbladelumpia]

I know you have missed me live journal since i have been negelcting the glory that is updating you, and instead doing other things. I am much sorry about that, and i promise to give you many sexual favors as a form of forgiveness. So what has been going on in my life. School...school..and um..school. This schedule this semester is going to require

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[thebbeast1770]

looks like an orca to me...

But that is pretty disqusting...for 2am

great minds?

[jbean81]

I'm kinda freaked out that we both wrote that at the exact same time!!

Re: great minds?

[thebbeast1770]

oh wow. I think you are a LJ stalker now. Knowing where my thoughts are...and when I am posting...

Re: great minds?

[jbean81]

yep!! that's me!!

confuuused

[jbean81]

That looks an awful lot like a killer whale that the dolphin penis is attached to... are we sure that it is not a whale penis?

what's in a name

[jbean81]

So today I was going poop and I started thinking about your lj name. Razor... Blade.... Lumpia. So I considered maybe you absolutely hate lumpia and you were thinking of razor blading them out of the world. But then, who doesn't like lumpia? I could go for some right now...

So then I was breaking it up.. razorblade... known for killing.... lumpia... food. What other kind of killer food is there?? Killer Tofu, of course! And then I thought about you dressing up as Quail Man!

SOoo, please tell me the meaning behind your sn.
I'd love you forever!! (I still will if you don't.)

Re: what's in a name

[razrbladelumpia]

Wow...one in a hundred people would make that correlation...and i guess you are one of the special ones. Yea i was definitely going for the Killer Tofu kinda vibe...but i wanted everybody to know that i was Filipino...so instead of tofu i replaced that with Lumpia...and what can be more deadly then razorblades..or even worse...the deliciousness of lumpia...like you said everybody loves lumpia..but think about biting into a piece of lumpia..only to find it filled with razorblades instead of its delicious meat filling..now that is deadly. I wish i had your ability to ponder upon things while i am taking a poop..maybe today when i drop the cosbys off at the pool...i will ponder upon things and see where it leads me. Btw...i had a blast at your wedding it was a very excellent time and i am so happy for you. Well i hope everything is going okay for you..and you better love me forever married or not! lol.

Re: what's in a name

[razrbladelumpia]

also...come to think of it...my talented icon maker. If you do have the time...i have a challenge/favor for you..maybe you would like to create an icon for me representing my screen name...:0...then..i would love you forever!! (and yes i still will if you don't :P)

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[jbean81]

i'm ON it!