so i went to abbey road last night ( Read more... )

i think i met a boy
okay well i know i MET him
but i think he might actually be into me
and I into him
is this possible?

awesome party this weekend. this guy came that i was crushing on but then i realized i don't like him at all, here are some reasons 1. he thought my picture of bush eating a kitten was not funny 2. he hates canada because they have laws that he does not support and 3. he has a vagina basically. other then that i got really drunk and dont remember ( Read more... )

i just found out one of the classes i signed up for is an EMS class and will cost me $285 for certifications and shit. so yeah, ill be dropping that class. in other news i found out im not as retarded as i thought, i got a D+ in chemistry not because im stupid but because i had the wrong book all semester, which i guess would also qualify as ( Read more... )

i miss gainesville! i want to be at home with my beer pong table and my keg in the bathroom and my night after night of wild sex... okay that last part was a lie but i do want to move back! only two more days..

It is official, my roomate Austin is one of the funniest people alive.. besides jews like Jon Stewart and Stephen Cobert. Your blogs are the only thing that keep me from going insane living in the same house with my mother for more than a few days. I wish I could swoop down and save you from your apartment but you are going on a criuse without me ( Read more... )

i have strep throat
so far i know three people who have contracted it from me
im like a fucking plague
yay

can't remember ( Read more... )

You will go to jail for:When a prostitute asked you for the time


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guys are so stupid ( Read more... )