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[razzleberrie]

I knew that innocent demeanor was just a facade!

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[kelkesh]

why must I be the androgynous one....WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. It's cause i"m not getting any isn't it

[starry_knight]

NO! My evil plots have been revealed! I mean, wait, no, no, it's... it's wrong! Yes, that's it! (Watch how I irrefutably draw an impenetrable veil of illusion around the truth which this seemingly-innocent livejournal quiz has revealed.) It's wrong! I can say this with complete assurance because it's true. You have nothing to fear from me. I mean, see how innocent I look! I wouldn't harm a kitten. (Bwahahaha! now that I have certainly fooled them all it is time to return to The Lair. Jeeves, bring me my morning bowl of kittens! Today the kittens, tomorrow the World!)

[razzleberrie]

It is now clear to me that this quiz was entirely in error. How could I have ever doubted that sweet, dear, innocent boy?

[starry_knight]

(Yes! She fell for it! I mean- of course she fell for it! How could she fail? I'm only the most suave, sophisticated and utterly impenetrable super-villain of my time!)

You are so right, I bet you wish you'd never doubted me. Let's get kittens- I mean ice cream- I mean to eat- I mean not to eat, not kittens to eat, ice cream to eat. Yes. How about some ice cream?