A couple jokes for old times sake ( Read more... )

Thats right! As of June 1st, Im off to camp this summer! I am super thrilled to be doing Arts and Crafts, as most of you know, and I will be fairly unreachable (at least mostly) But, everyone loves getting mail at camp, especially the ones spending two and a half months there, like me! So, since some of you lovelies have asked how to make me smile ( Read more... )

One night at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget ( Read more... )

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yup... and my boyfriend got a 64%

I think Alden and Steve win...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

I will be in NoVa Monday the 9th through the morning of Wednesday the 11th... I have some stuff I have to do, mostly Tuesday, but if you wanna hang out.. hit me up!

So... itty bitty recap time ( Read more... )

Tennessee Professional Engineering Exam ( Read more... )

"I know the country has been mired in deficit spending and it's been terrible burden on the country in terms of interest payments. Good news today out of Washington. They have raised the limit of debt we can go to to $9 trillion. It sends a great message to the kids: Hey, are you getting an F? Don't study harder, make the grading curve go out to K ( Read more... )

I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual. It follows below ( Read more... )