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[my name is]: Laura
[in the morning i am]: listening to the calm before the storm.
[love is]: never having to say you're satisfied.
[i dream about]: plot-heavy Disneyland outings. Without beaucoup de sexual overtones.
-W I T H .T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-
[what do you notice first?]: overall body shape and socio-economic standing.
[last person u slow danced with]: Hannah Banana--and I'd do it again!
-W H O-
[do you have a crush on?]: JamesCailAlexJared
[easiest to talk to]: my mom
-H A V E .Y O U .E V E R-
[fallen for your best friend]: Yeah. And I fell *hard*.
-W H O .W A S .T H E .L A S T. P E R S O N-
[you talked to on the phone]: My mom.
[hugged]: Um, my GKDN double as I was leaving DL.
[you instant messaged]: James.
[you laughed with]: The wonderfully dynamic GKDN 1 characters. Oh, and my lead Derrick, who made me do weird poses at the photo location.
-D O .Y O U / / A R E .Y O U-
[could you live without the computer?]: No--breathing is hardly living.
[what's your favorite food?]: Sushi!
[whats ur favorite fruit?]: Oranges
[what hurts the most? physical pain or emotional pain?]: Physical pain. I'm a wuss.
[trust others way too easily?]: Not trust, per se.
-N U M B E R-
[of times i have had my heart broken? ]: Now it's 2. Woo-hoo.
[of hearts i have broken?] : Only 1, as of yet. Someone I know has it coming, though.
[of boys i have kissed?] : 9
[of girls i have kissed?] : 5
[of drugs taken illegally?] : None.
[of tight friends?] : 4, JamesHannahMattBarrett
[of cd's that i own?] : Many--too many.
[of scars on my body?] : Can't count. Too many camping adventures and battles with domestic felines.
[of things in my past that i regret?] : The older I get, the less I regret.
-O.T.H.E.R.T.H.I.N.G.S.-
[i know]: that anorexia isn't hip, but being thin just tastes so good...
[i want]: to plop $20,000 in my bank account when I'm hired off to Tokyo Disney.
[i have]: far more luck than I deserve.
[i wish]: I could make up my mind on where I want to transfer.
[i hate]: my stomach, with all it alabaster treachery.
[i miss]: Del Mar, like a son-of-a-bitch.
[i fear]: poverty.
[i hear]: nothing.
[i search]: for intense, Duras-esque passion.
[i love]: Disneyland and all its cavernous wonders.
[i ache]: in my mid to lower back, because Pluto is a heavy bastard.
[i care]: about my weight.
[i always]: brush my teeth first thing in the morning.
[i dance]: when the music moves me.
[i cry]: very rarely, and never prolifically.
[i do not always]: shower after work.
[i write]: the way they did back in olden times.
[i confuse]: love with weak sentimentality.
[i can usually be found]: whoring for my favorite global power.
[i need]: to put on a bra.
[have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing]: can't remember.
[if so, when and with who]: probably in 9th grade with my little Sara berry.
[favorite place to be kissed?]: Neck, shoulder, lips, breasts.
[have you ever been caught "doing something"]: Oh my, yes.
[wuss]: JamesFallonHess, with his licking.
[druggie]: Leon, but we love him anyway.
[gang member]: as if.
[daydreamer]: Hannah
[alcoholic]: Robert, James' negro friend.
[freak]: Hannah--but in that hot way.
[brat]: Me, and this bitch I met at work named Melissa.
[sarcastic]: MattHannahBarrett
[goody-goody]: me.
[angel]: my roommate Lesley, for she makes me sack lunches for school.
[devil]: el gato diablo, and my slimy ex-boyfriend
[friend]: good.
[shy]: kittens.
[talkative]: me.
[adventurous]: JAmes, impotently so.
[intelligent]: the man who invented post-its.
-Concerning.The.Friends.(You.Claim.To.Have)-
[impacted you the most spiritually]: Cail--bloody heathen.
[wish you saw more often]: Mr. Frazier and Mr. Cohen
[wish you could meet]: ...I've met all my friends...is that a little irregular?
[most sarcastic]: Matt
[wish you knew better]: Dalia
[knows you best]: NO ONE--MUAHAHAHAHAH
[best outlook on life]: Shangying. Crazy little mitten.
[most paranoid]: Hannah. But mainly she just twitters.
[sweetest]: Michelle.
-Self-Analysis.You.Probably.Don't.Want.To.Do-
[your best feature (personality)]: My ocassionally self-effacing humor.
[your biggest flaw (personality)]: I'm an arrogant, petty cunt.
[most annoying thing you do]: I sulk and hold grudges.
[biggest mistake you've made this far]: Acknowledging the presence of my first boyfriend.
[describe your personality in one word]: contradictory.
[the physical feature for which you are most often complimented]: My gigantic Disney eyes.
[person you regret sleeping with]: None as of yet. They go through intensive screening.
[height]: 5'9"
[a smell that makes you smile]: campfire smoke
[a city you'd like to visit]: Nice, France
[a drink you order most often]: water
[a delicious dessert]: chocolate eclair
[a book you highly recommend]: Amourous Initiation
[the music you prefer while alone]: showtunes and disney techno
[your favorite band]: bands...?
[a film you could watch over and over]: Mary Poppins
[a TV show you watch regularly]: Buffy, Firefly, CSI
[you live in a(n)]: Apartment
[your transportation]: my car and my feet
[your cologne or perfume]: none
[under your bed or in your closet you hide]: Sexual paraphenalia
[something important on your night table]: My alarm clock
*CRUSHES*
Do you have a bf/gf? yep
If yes, who? James Fallon Hess II
How long have u been together? 7-ish months
How long do u plan on being together? As long as we can still stand each other.
Do u have a crush? Many. Many, many, many.
How old are they? 17, 18, 19, 19, 19, 25
What do u like most about them? Varied mthings. Primarily they're just interesting.
Do they know u like them? I've hooked up with 2 of them before, the rest are just my fellow characters.
How do they know? The lip-to-lip contact probably gave it away.
What would u wish to say to them? Shut up and kiss me.
Are they hooked up wit someone else right now? No, yes, no, no, posssibly, possibly.
DO YOU LIKE:
School: Still luke-warm on this new one.
To sleep: Christ, yes.
Homework: Am I sick if I say yes?
Staying up late: Yes
Getting up early: A little.
Working: Only at my workplace.
Baby-sitting: Nope.
Babies: They're very warm.
Kids: Only the ones that don't hit me.
OTHER:
What is your pet-peeve: Not having enough money.
What is most annoying about the opposite sex: they run in polar extremes, distant or clingy.
What is something that you would like the other sex to know: Don't ever tell us about other girls. We don't care. Honestly we don't.
What is most annoying about the same sex: They talk a lot.
What is the craziest thing you'v ever done? Tried to systematically destroy all hope of my ex-boyfriend ever getting laid again. *sheepish grin*
FUTURE:
What do you want to do when you get older? Be burdened by over-education.
Married? Sure.
Honeymoon? Isn't that the reason you get married?
Wedding colors: Like I know?
Location of wedding: Probably a Disney resort.
Kids? Sure.
Names of kids? #1 and #2
Explain your house u will live in: Large, well-lit, and with a great heating system.
Location u will live in: Southern France (i.e. Del Mar without the imminent economic collapse)
Would you ever adopt? No.