Words to live by

[rbier]

Taffy is perhaps the most delicious member of the animal kingdom.

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[mysecretweapon]

I have written that down on some portable parchment I have.

Unfortuantely, I wrote it down in free-thinking ink, so the letters tend to diassociate from the confines of their original configurations.

Revolutionaries! What are you going to do, you know?

Oh! I just looked and they're gone. Probably off to throw rocks through the windows of Starbucks.

I hope they're back by 7. I made Stove Top. The kids are excited.

[rbier]

You really need to stop peeing in the snow.

[mysecretweapon]

Rules are only intended for the strong-bladdered.

Or so I read.

[00evan]

Second are eggs.
I prefer them incubated, hatched, grown, decapitated, defeathered, cut up, cooked, and placed between two slices of bread.
Never mind, that takes too long, I'll have them scrambled.

[rbier]

I agree. You can't make taffy look like eggs, but you can make eggs look like taffy.