Comments | rbier: A one act play. Because why not?

rbier

A one act play. Because why not?

Nov 22, 2005 00:21

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doomduck November 22 2005, 10:24:55 UTC

I was always a limousine person myself. Though, I agree, a few nymphos'll make anything more fun.

~DD

mysecretweapon November 22 2005, 16:26:48 UTC

I'm curious how you perform a medical examination on an egg. Carefully, I'd imagine.

"What color would you say your shell is? An off-white?"
"Eggshell."
"See, now I thought that would be too easy."
"It is. I don't usually get that question."
"I have just realized I don't know the difference between white and off-white."
"I'm sure with the off-white there's some sort of discrepancy that prevents it from being a pureblood."
"Right, right... so is it difficult for you knowing that you have a delicious yellow center?"
"There's really no safe way for me to know that."
"Want to..."
"No!"
"Are you sure? We could just..."
"Absolutely not."
"You're not a very fun patient."

Playwrighting russell_w November 22 2005, 23:19:42 UTC

Damn you, you're tempting me to actually write and post that Harry Potter/Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead parody ("Crabbe and Goyle are Polyjuiced") that's been bouncing around my head since Book 6 dropped.

I figure, that may be dorkier than this, but it's certainly not any wierder.

Re: Playwrighting rbier November 23 2005, 03:46:14 UTC

You should. Most definitely. I have no idea what Polyjuiced is, but it's clearly brilliant.

On a completely random note, you seen Carnivale season two yet?

Re: Playwrighting russell_w November 23 2005, 15:14:20 UTC

No, I missed it. Is it as solid a dose of what-the-fuckery as Season One? If so, I'll have to catch up. Although I'm already in the process of catching up on Veronica Mars and Lost. But still - mystical circus freaks > mystical island.