Comments | rbier: Too predictable

rbier

Too predictable

Jan 24, 2006 00:37

As of late, there have been many battles upon us. Ninjas vs Pirates. Robots vs Cowboys. Werewolves vs Vampires (vs Vampire Werewolves vs Werewolf Vampires). Chuck Norris vs Grizzly Bears. Et cetera. All have become, sadly, cliched. W v V (v VW v WV) is now a "movie" called Underworld Evolution. Chuck Norris and Grizzly Bears are of nationwide ( Read more... )

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mysecretweapon January 24 2006, 16:40:04 UTC

I would definitely advise you to makr your calendars so you do not miss out on the battle of the century -- Samuel L Jackson versus Snakes in the upcoming cult favorite (sure to be cinematic gold) Snakes On A Plane.

doomduck January 24 2006, 19:41:04 UTC

I don't want to suggest that there's another battle of the century that beats your battle of the century...

But, here's another contender, in Flash form: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Although, I do love me some snakes on a plane.

~DD

rbier January 26 2006, 06:57:07 UTC

That is beautiful. I cried. Oh, how I cried.

doomduck January 26 2006, 15:25:08 UTC

I keep playing it at least once or twice a day. I sing it in the car now, and try to figure out who beat Godzilla, and how. Me'n a friend have even discussed how Mr. Roger's must have won, since he was up against things like Superman or the Wyld Stallyns.

It's getting kinda sad, really. But I can't stop!

~DD

Also, the ultimate that never dies... 00evan January 24 2006, 18:05:16 UTC

Rock vs. Paper. vs. Scissors (vs. Spock vs. Lizard)

anonymous January 24 2006, 18:40:20 UTC

Unborn twin 1 vs Unborn twin 2. The prenatal battle of the century.

I found out that two of my friends had non-surviving twins. I guess they duked it out to the death, prenatal-style.

aliwilliams January 24 2006, 18:41:29 UTC

Um, that was me, not some other internet stalker.

Not so sure Andy Warhol can fight at all cllort January 24 2006, 18:56:40 UTC

Samuel L Jackson v. Samuel L Jackson had me laughing so hard, I think I peed a little.

Re: Not so sure Andy Warhol can fight at all rbier January 25 2006, 02:33:08 UTC

The Andy Warhol decision was more because I was thinking of Christopher Lloyd as Professor Plum, and I relish the idea of Christopher Lloyd wailing on Andy Warhol.

I feel honored to have made you pee a little.

Re: Not so sure Andy Warhol can fight at all cllort January 25 2006, 03:06:25 UTC

Ya know, I had a suspicion that's what you were going for. :)

I too relish the idea of Lloyd kicking Warhol's ass. Thanks!