Comments | rbier: It's like chain mail but without the death threats

rbier

It's like chain mail but without the death threats

Oct 19, 2006 00:15

I made a request of Camilo. A foolish, foolish mistake on my part. I've now been trapped in a viral pyramid scheme! A scheme which will result in me creating many shoddy drawings ( Read more... )

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doomduck October 20 2006, 00:50:11 UTC

Draw me a duck... a duck... of DOOM!

Feel free to draw it beating up a lesbian! For great justice!

~DD

mysecretweapon October 20 2006, 01:56:07 UTC

Whoa whoa whoa... you can't say you've been punched in the face by a lesbian and then not tell the story.

Perhaps ironically, I just happen to have popcorn with me.

rbier October 20 2006, 05:46:03 UTC

Sigh...

So I was talking to a girl at a show (Nada Surf show. Fantastic show until getting punched in the head). This girl was cute, but most importantly, one of the few people who actually dances at indie rock shows rather than just bobbing her head. Saw her at a couple other shows before and she seemed cool, so I thought I'd chat her up.

I make a couple silly remarks how she's following me around and offer to buy her a drink. She then says no thanks and introduces me to her "friend," Ginny. Ginny was about 5 feet tall, two billion pounds of pure, um, lesbian? It's not quite muscle, it's not quite fat, but you know all butch lesbians are made from it.

Anyways. So I try to blow it off and then make a joke that, hey, in that case, if she's not interested, can I buy Ginny a drink. Then *wham* Ginny does like a claw/fist thing to the side of my head a la first-punch-in-Fight-Club.

And, um...yeah. That's it. I then said, ow, ok, um, I'm gonna go over here now.

mysecretweapon October 21 2006, 03:42:46 UTC

That's a pretty cool story, actually.

The substance you are referring to -- the one that makes up butch lesbians -- I can elaborate upon because I'm a biology major.

It's actually a layer of vaginophilic lipids complexed with amino acids and some Indigo Girl albums to form a tough sandwich that mimics human body fat.

It really is an amazing substance. Dr.Rujykina from the Moscow University won the Nobel for it's discovery back in 1930... right before he won another Nobel Prize for inventing a whole new way to be silly.

00evan October 20 2006, 06:12:04 UTC

Draw irony as depicted by the inner workings of a garage door remote control - 1 buttoned, no logo, named ralph.