As of late, there have been many battles upon us. Ninjas vs Pirates. Robots vs Cowboys. Werewolves vs Vampires (vs Vampire Werewolves vs Werewolf Vampires). Chuck Norris vs Grizzly Bears. Et cetera. All have become, sadly, cliched. W v V (v VW v WV) is now a "movie" called Underworld Evolution. Chuck Norris and Grizzly Bears are of nationwide ( Read more... )

Seattle is trying to get in the Guinness Book of World Records by having the World's Largest Pillow Fight. If I were to attend this, I'd be breaking the record for the second time. Is that greedy?

I have a song stuck in my head. The song is nothing but a guitar and whistling. I can't whistle, and I hum like a deaf grizzly bear, so I can't replicate it. It's like finding the spelling of a word in the dictionary. Arg. And no, it's not the whistling song from the Geico or Starburst commercial. Just thought I should let you know ( Read more... )

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I just came to the realization that I have been in Seattle for exactly 500 days. Wait, no, that happened like a month ago ( Read more... )

Taffy is perhaps the most delicious member of the animal kingdom.

I have a passive-agressive relationship with LJ ( Read more... )

-In Washington, Oktoberfest takes place in September. We are that awesome. We are better than time itself-At Oktoberfest, you are given a tiny mug. Mine was very cute. I gave it a little bonnet and fed it beer and named it Patricia. One day, I hope it will become a full grown mug ( Read more... )

If I can play pool at work, surely I can update lj at work.
Bumbershoot was ridiculously awesome. After learning from last year's line-waiting travesty, I saw all the bands I wanted to see (except Devo, who cancelled a month ago), as well as a couple extra comedy shows. Decembrists, Aqueduct, Ted Leo, Brazilian Girls, and comedy acts of Todd Barry ( Read more... )

Note: names have been removed because I know I'd leave someone out and I want to clarify that everybody was equally amazingly awesome. The exception to the names rule is 00evan, because he'll probably make some strange comment that I'll have to explain, plus I don't like him anyways.

( Proof that my life is actually interesting, as transcribed by Isaac Newton. )