I know I've pimped this before, but I really believe in this guy ( Read more... )

"Ever notice how those pimples on your ass feel like they are directly connected to a nerve ending when you try and pop them?"

"Hey! Glad to see you!" (shakes hand) "Yeah, I was kind of horny so I just cranked one out..."

I will continue to perform more research in my quest to bring you answers.

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Happy BIRTHDAY, sjc!

Maybe we'll grab a birthday drink tomorrow?

You old fart.

Have a fabulous day! Drink a proper pint of Guinness for me. I'll try and find a good pub around here that does one well.

In which I show my obsessive personality, answer the last set of questions, plus do the skills test to get the rankings of what I am most suited for.

Comedian scored an "A" for best match.
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So, I here-ion provide the "before" and "after" lists, because I found the diachotomy interesting. I think the questions should also include lifestyle choices, such as "I don't mind living in a 200 square foot studio with 2 other people" or "I plan on having a family and needing a decent income" and the such ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I'm probably one of the less likely people to be all somber and harp on the whole September 11 thing. But it has been six years, and probably in another 6 years it'll start falling into that December 7th sort of remembrance where it passes and then suddenly in the afternoon people go "Oh, Yeah.. it's that day ( Read more... )

Has anyone ever seen this thing? It was on Showtime today and I nearly went insane. Oh MY GOD.

This is for you.. what we do behind closed doors....

http://www.break.com/index/gnarlskid.html