Well, to be fair I haven't limited myself yet. There are sll sorts of exciting mediums I can stink up with talentless drivel. It's very exciting. I am impressed by your insight that I shouldn't be writing screenplays, though. You haven't read any of my work and yet you concur with the vast majority of people who have. I would expect no less.
they were.. um.. abbreviated. my unedited notes follow (albeit with links): -=- 7:30 - simon davies and "dj rick" begin the show, announce that the ceremonies are the 'lowest budget awards' in the world
(jokes/monologue follow - what's the difference between al-qaeda and jarvis rail? al-qaeda admit responsibility.. what's harder to obtain, a lorry full of semtex or a forged national id card? etc..)
7:38 - awards begin
first award - worst public servant - winner: margaret hodge mp, minister for children, for her plans to institute a national tracking system for all children in the uk - could not be present to accept award; at home tattooing her own children
second award - most invasive company - winner: the 'murderous' british gas, which indirectly killed two octogenarians, then blamed it all on the data protection act
7:44 - 'shout-out' given to the organisers of the austrian bb awards, who apparently ambush award winners and give them live cockroaches - austrians stand, slam the rest of their pints down jubilantly - enthusiastic
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7:30 - simon davies and "dj rick" begin the show, announce that the ceremonies are the 'lowest budget awards' in the world
(jokes/monologue follow - what's the difference between al-qaeda and jarvis rail? al-qaeda admit responsibility.. what's harder to obtain, a lorry full of semtex or a forged national id card? etc..)
7:38 - awards begin
first award - worst public servant - winner: margaret hodge mp, minister for children, for her plans to institute a national tracking system for all children in the uk - could not be present to accept award; at home tattooing her own children
second award - most invasive company - winner: the 'murderous' british gas, which indirectly killed two octogenarians, then blamed it all on the data protection act
7:44 - 'shout-out' given to the organisers of the austrian bb awards, who apparently ambush award winners and give them live cockroaches - austrians stand, slam the rest of their pints down jubilantly - enthusiastic ( ... )
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what's in the chair, well, i don't think i want to know
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You caught me!
Damn clairvoyant memes... *grumbles*
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I can only explain nine of them
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