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[was_angelcondom]

[There's a small clicking, and a very obvious noise of Adam clearing his throat.] This is odd. Not that I mind it but...

[Adam's voice gets louder, clearer, and just sounds so very pissed. ]

Okay I actually do mind it. What kind of sick joke is this Michael? I know you're out there listening to me. I know you're a damned omnipresent archangel who

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[12thlvlmind]

I'm afraid that, whatever circumstances had effected you in your previous...life, they no longer apply. At least not here.

You're no longer in your body but possessing the body of an alternate version of you that has existed in this world for his entire life.

If you've ever seen any of these..."History Channel" speciels concerning "String Theory", as ridicules as their hypothesis is, you may have a concept of what the multiverse is and how this may be possible. I assure you it has nothing to do with any heavenly spirits, or at least it's highly unlikely.

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[was_angelcondom]

[He's just going to stare at his phone.] Possessing an Alternate me? Multiverse?

There is no freaking ....

You have got to be kiddi....

[Another tired sigh.] Actually as hard as this is to believe? That sounds exactly like a stunt an Angel would pull. You haven't met the bastards.

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[12thlvlmind]

Kidding? No. In some ways I'd like that to be the case.

The multiverse is a matter of established scientific fact due to multiple crises. As with biological "Natural Selection" it would be conceivable that each universe could be pushed to pursue every possibility.

Do not assume that your universe has any dominance over any other, as whatever being caused this is clearly exclusive to this universe only.

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[was_angelcondom]

[A sigh.] I wasn't assuming that. I was just trying to get over the fact I'd been pushed into an Alternate Universe.

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[was_angelcondom]

Does anyone here know who is behind all of this, whatever this is, any way? Because if they do, I don't care how entitled it makes me sound, but I want an explanation.

To be to the point, Heaven, Hell and back. And I don't mean that metaphorically.

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[was_angelcondom]

So there's some strange unknown force working behind the scenes. And we're in the dark about this whole mess. [That definitely sounded like Angels dicking around to him.]

[goldenwhelp]

Who's Michael and what does an archangel do?

More importantly, why would you ever want your mother back?

[was_angelcondom]

Michael is an Archangel. They apparently like playing around with people's lives and throwing them into situations like these for shits and giggles.

[goldenwhelp]

Sounds unpleasant. Is this Michael with you? Haven't heard of him before now -- well, no, I do know a Michael. Mike, actually. But he's...not unpleasant.

[was_angelcondom]

I don't know. Though I'm pretty sure that Michael won't be the one I know. At least I hope so, for your sake. [Though Adam is certain this is Micheal's doing.]

[thatdamnedninja]

Wow. Sounds like somebody's been livin' an interesting life.

[was_angelcondom]

Interesting ain't fun. Give me boring back, any day.

[thatdamnedninja]

Interesting goes both ways.

[was_angelcondom]

Off late for me, interesting just means boat loads of trouble.

[starredjack]

... You know, I have no idea what you just said.

[was_angelcondom]

I don't know. I made perfect sense to myself back there.

[starredjack]

Yeah... but I still only got half of that. I have no clue who this Michael guy is, but I'm willing to bet that he's got nothing to do with the shards.

[was_angelcondom]

I don't know. The guy and the rest of his kind are capable of something like this.