[fic] The Thief and his Lawyer [1/?]

[rea_irixyu]

When Shige gets kidnapped, he doesn’t realize it until his kidnapper very rudely calls him stupid and tells him to shut it. (“Moron. You’re being kidnapped! Now shut up!”). Shige opens his mouth and tries to object, but the short young man (whom he later finds out is named Nishikido Ryo) promptly slams the door to the isolated room Shige is in shut

Comments

[clutzynew]

sdfjklsdjflk woah!!! cool plot!!! continue please please please please!!!!

[rea_irixyu]

XD Thank you~

I'm already writing the next part, so please be patient! I'm really slow! DX

[clutzynew]

will try XDDDD

[ezyls_girl]

DUDE YOU GIVE YOURSELF NO CREDIT.

you have me after your sorry dick

*lawls8D* Couldn't help but stir up sick images.

And your abuse of parentheses-with-witty-comments is -oh, how can I say this?- so cute. 8DDD;

[rea_irixyu]

That was luck, on the whim. Basically, I'm reading all these witty NishiKato fics just so my brain can come up with something.

It was written with the intended innuendo XD

Pi knows I love parenthesis... NO, NOT LIKE THE () __ [] THING. Though I don't mind two male () together -shot-

[ezyls_girl]

I never got that. () is curvy, but _____'s straight, right? That was all I ever knew. "XDDD.

The parentheses add to it, yes. But if you're so obsessed, use some dashes, too. -nods-

[rea_irixyu]

XD Check the forum dictionary.

Hahaha, will try. I personally find that I like to use dashes only when the part seems like more important information rather than side notes that add to the humor.

[foxeran]

Ohh, this was very interesting and witty and I can't wait to read more. :D

[rea_irixyu]

XD Thank you! =D

I will try to write faster. I'm very slow XD

[snake68]

I love it when Shige gets kidnapped!! XD
They are so cute! I love the virgin ass joke!

[rea_irixyu]

XD I personally woul love to kidnap him, but that wouldn't be very nice. D: -shot-

XD I love it too. You have no idea how long that took me to come up with something.

[sumomo_yuki]

the who-dunnnit fic... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds good so far ^^b

[rea_irixyu]

Lol. "The who-dunnit"?
Thank you!