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[reactional]

Joseph sent me these in an email, today. I'm posting them here for all to enjoy, because some are downright hilarious and particularly witty. I was especially shocked by the fact that they were written by citizens of the United States.

Analogies and Metaphors Found In High School Essays

Comments

[dopesickgrrl]

shit son. those are insanely amusing!
oxbeth

Hmm...

[malyss]

They remind me of some of the gems that can be found in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/