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[reactional]

Why is it that, whenever I try to fry some potatoes, I get a strong urge to take the undersides of my wrists, and press down on the lip of the pan, until my flesh smokes and burns right through all the veins?

Of course, I'd never do it, because it would hurt more than I could bear, but it's still curious.

Comments

[no_offenc]

No idea. A handy solution is just to not fry potatoes again, ever.

[ex_consequen376]

When you get that urge, next time, put your wrists in pudding, instead.