...what are your top five favorite tom cruise movies and why?

some suggestions:

Risky Business- it was a surpise how good it was and rebecca and the music.

Rain Man- dustin

The Color of Money- remniscent of the Hustler and Cincinnati Kid

Legend-early ridley scott [maker of one of my favorite films bladerunner] and tim curry

Eyes Wide Shut-last ( Read more... )

crazy horse and sitting bull walk into a salon. crazy's leg jerks out of control and kicks sitting onto a spitoon... "watch your crazy leg, horse", shouts bull  from the floor. "so, sue me!" yells back crazy as he orders up one more. they later shared a laugh over that one.

...a young woman shows up a a cocktail party and begins to drink heavily.

after a few too many she starts to ask the other guests personal and private  things about their lives. the quests become annoyed and complain to the host about the woman's behavior. the host goes over to the young woman and asks her what she has been drinking and why she is ( Read more... )

...weird al needs to do a 'best of' album with all food theme songs...

suggested song titles:

Billy Joel's  'Only the Egg Foo Yung'

Beck's  'Two Turnovers and a Macaroon'

and of course, Cyndi Lauper's immortal  'Two Crullers'

...because they start out as girls...

my granddaughter [and grand she is] is 8 yrs old. she and her brother and sister [7 and 6] were outside getting ready to paint on some big white cardboard that the boy had brought up from the fire pile. the eight yr old was left outside when the other two went inside to look for paint brushes. she had a set of ( Read more... )

...there was a king who collected thrones. thrones from all over the world. heavy thrones made of gold and jewels, ornately carved thrones of dark strong woods. he collected so many he had to store lots of them in his house---which was made of glass. one day a large pile of the thrones fell over, knocking down a whole wall of the house.

PEOPLE WHO ( Read more... )

then one day while throwing confetti out of a plastic bucket

the clown finally came to the sad conclusion, 'they are laughing at me---

not with me.' and a real tear ran down his face...washing off the fake one that was painted there.

there was a man who lived in the county of  Empathy. and he had to move to the county of

Apathy. after a journey of many miles he finally reached the county limits. as he crossed the county line he said to himself, 'this is as far as i'm concerned.'

HE WAS THE GUY WHO WAS NICE BY WAY OF INEPTITUDE...

IT WASN'T SO MUCH THAT HE WOULDN'T  KILL A FLY---HE JUST COULDN'T!

...There must be something really sneaky going on somewhere that they don't want us to think about...they are complaining again about non-reality sex. Last time it was about puppets in that South Park movie---now it about hidden codes to sex between CARTOONS  in some stupid video game. worry about the streetwalkers and innocent by-stander cartoons ( Read more... )