title: born this way hey!
summary: puck made two shirts for the born this way performance, and only wore one.
rating: T
pairing: none
genre: gen
warnings: none
notes: a small fill for a
prompt over at the
glee_angst_meme I'M WITH STUPID
with an arrow pointing down, because hey Puck was a fucking sex shark and it was kinda like Brittany's, and Brittany was such a babe being connected to her was totally rep worthy. Puck was a badass, and he had a badass dick that was seeing tons of action due to his badass girlfriend and he wanted everyone to know that. There was even a little joke 'cause he knew he wasn't always the smartest (at least he wasn't Finn) so it fit in with Mr Schue's assignment. It was a totally Puck shirt, and it was great.
GAY
with an arrow pointing up, just so nobody got confused. That shirt was tucked in the back of his closet, because Puck was a badass but he wasn't badass enough to tell everyone the truth. Seeing Kurt, who was way tiny and didn't have Puck's guns or abs, strut around in those tight pants at the mall or hug his boyfriend at school just reminded Puck that he was totally pathetic. Kurt could be himself, but Puck couldn't? So he made the shirt, but in the end he didn't wear it. Puck liked being the badass with the badass dick and the badass girlfriend, and he wasn't going to lose that for just one performance.
After they were finished though, and the final born this way hey! rang out, Puck thought of GAY with the arrow pointing up and couldn't help but feel like he'd missed out.
the end