No Little Red Corvette for you...

[readingissexy01]

Today wasn't as bad as yesterday. Not great, but not horrific. I used many swear words in a matter of about 5 minutes.

Douche bag picked up the car. He tried to apologize. My brother was snickering in the backround.

Doug: Andrea, I don't know what got into me. It won't happen again. If we can just talk I can explain things.

Me: You're damn right

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[silindro]

He got you a Tiffany diamond? How fucking loaded is that guy!?

God, I am so proud of you. I can't even explain how proud I am!
I love Mini Coopers. They're so cute. I love Beetles more, but Mini Coopers are almost as cute.

[readingissexy01]

Well, he's not loaded at all, but his grandparents are and this was around christmas. It wasn't very big, but I was like $900-$1000. And we hadn't been dating that long so I'm starting to wonder if that hoe in Martha's Vineyard was the first time he cheated on me or not.

And when he graduated high school he got his trust fund money. he cheated on me, felt, guilty, and bought me the Honda.

I thought I'd make you proud! *squees*

[silindro]

Well, $1000 is a lot of money if you ask me.
I kinda hope she was the only one. I don't know why, but I can just imagine that being easier to deal with than it happening twice or more.

You always make me proud, but this time you just made me SUPER proud!
*Hugs*

[readingissexy01]

Me too. i'm not going to ask I'm just going to hope that she was it and live blindly about the reasoning behind that one.

Man, I need to sharpen up my lying skills so I can convice the guy at the pawn shop that it was way more. Like $5000 or something. Tell him I'm a scorned woman who's looking for some closure.

[tidbitofnothin]

You, my dear Sir Swears-A-Lot (sounds a bit Monty Python, eh?), are the best. I am so proud of you. And you be sure and hawk that stone for an assload of cash. You deserve that Mini Cooper.

[readingissexy01]

Oh I did. AHAHAHA! $3500$3500$3500$3500$3500$3500$3500$3500$3500 *dies*

I wonder how a Mini Cooper will look on some 22's. Muhahahahaha!

[readingissexy01]

I'm doing pretty good. I sold his fucking ring for so much money! The car's gone. I'm getting a new one. I've been better, but haven't we all?