2012, you're making less sense as you go on...

[readingthedark]

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

Romeo:

“I'll tell thee, ere thou ask it me again.
I have been feasting with mine enemy,
Where on a sudden one hath wounded me,
That's by me wounded.”

and, for kicks, my long-suffering wip novel:

“Don’t condescend.”

via snurri and matociquala

Comments

[ashlyme]

Okay. Mine was: "It's an alien!" (from Venusian Lullaby by Paul Leonard)

I'm not sure how to take that...

By the way, thank you for the add!

[muffyjo]

It's either the caption on the picture which reads "The Sermon, adter a painting by R. Westall, 1813."

Or it's from the paragraph below it wrapping from the prior page "When his brother-in-law Benjamin (which was on page 44) Lefroy took orders, the bishop only asked two questions: Was he the son of Mrs. Lefroy of Ashe, and had he married a Miss Austen?"
-Jane Austen's Town and Country Style by Susan Watkins

I think this year isn't looking so hot.

[readingthedark]

When I first saw it, there was a Tolkien one so funny that I figured it was a one time gag:

"Alas! my own hand feels as light as a feather," he thought, but he said nothing.

- The Return of the King, J.R.R. Tolkien

[whiskeychick]

"Not to boast or anything, but I can't write either," the cat said, licking the pads of his right paw.

~Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami