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So, I just had the most AMAZING dream and I have to share it with you. I'm going into great detail for my own memory but you can skim...or skip this entry if you want.
It all started out at McDonalds, where they couldn't get my order right as usual and the menu was all messed up and confusing. Somehow I got my food before I paid and idk I just forgot to pay. Whoops. I guess I was with my mom, and we saw the Joker (Heath Ledger version, obv, for the record) drive by in a white car. This is bad news bears so she and I ran to her car and she started driving the other way really fast, running into people and cars haha go mom. Then he drove by us but this time in a green Joker-fied ambulance? Then I woke up and went back to sleep so I re-did that part of the dream and this time there was a HUGE fucking jet plane in the right lane that we kept hitting as we sped by.
Anywhoo we end up at this giant mall and now I'm carrying Georgie (probably because he was laying in my arms while I was sleeping) and my mom runs off ahead of me and I never see her again because I can't run as fast. There is mass panic. I find this bathroom that is down a set of stairs and I go there and hide with George. We're hiding in a stall when we hear someone come down the stairs and walk around very slowly....I think maybe my stall door is ridiculously low (it is in all of my dreams! I have a phobia apparently) because I know he can see me but I just hold really still and don't breath, haha. He's about to leave when George fucking meows and gives us away.
Sooo then he grabs us and drags us off through the mall, and then takes us into this little room. The whole way I'm saying, "are you going to kill me" "when are you going to kill me" "please don't kill me" etc.
And he takes us to a music practice room! There's a little upright piano and the piano books I used when I was little were strewn all over. We sit down on the carpeted floor and I think he's like, asking me to pick a song for him to play? hahaha, oh god. And I'm telling him about how those were the same books I used, and he's really funny, I mean he's making the best jokes and he's really sweet and I'm just giggling a whole lot. I have to admit I was smitten and obviously he loved me because I'm great and honestly when was the last time he had a girl interested in him amirite?
Then we were about to kiss and right before he turned into my first boyfriend from junior high. I don't know why! I guess it would be weird to kiss the Joker with all that makeup on. He turned back right afterwards. But, it was a great kiss!
Ummm that's about it, I couldn't get the dream back after that (I kept hitting the snooze every 10 minutes so it's amazing it lasted that long). I'll never know if he ended up killing me or not! Which I suppose is a good thing.
I think this is particularly strange considering I haven't even seen the fucking movie. But, yeah, whatever. Who cares if the action I got was from a psychopath serial killer. It was still action.
tl;dr I had some chicken mcnuggets, my mom ran over some people, and then I made out with the Joker.
It all started out at McDonalds, where they couldn't get my order right as usual and the menu was all messed up and confusing. Somehow I got my food before I paid and idk I just forgot to pay. Whoops. I guess I was with my mom, and we saw the Joker (Heath Ledger version, obv, for the record) drive by in a white car. This is bad news bears so she and I ran to her car and she started driving the other way really fast, running into people and cars haha go mom. Then he drove by us but this time in a green Joker-fied ambulance? Then I woke up and went back to sleep so I re-did that part of the dream and this time there was a HUGE fucking jet plane in the right lane that we kept hitting as we sped by.
Anywhoo we end up at this giant mall and now I'm carrying Georgie (probably because he was laying in my arms while I was sleeping) and my mom runs off ahead of me and I never see her again because I can't run as fast. There is mass panic. I find this bathroom that is down a set of stairs and I go there and hide with George. We're hiding in a stall when we hear someone come down the stairs and walk around very slowly....I think maybe my stall door is ridiculously low (it is in all of my dreams! I have a phobia apparently) because I know he can see me but I just hold really still and don't breath, haha. He's about to leave when George fucking meows and gives us away.
Sooo then he grabs us and drags us off through the mall, and then takes us into this little room. The whole way I'm saying, "are you going to kill me" "when are you going to kill me" "please don't kill me" etc.
And he takes us to a music practice room! There's a little upright piano and the piano books I used when I was little were strewn all over. We sit down on the carpeted floor and I think he's like, asking me to pick a song for him to play? hahaha, oh god. And I'm telling him about how those were the same books I used, and he's really funny, I mean he's making the best jokes and he's really sweet and I'm just giggling a whole lot. I have to admit I was smitten and obviously he loved me because I'm great and honestly when was the last time he had a girl interested in him amirite?
Then we were about to kiss and right before he turned into my first boyfriend from junior high. I don't know why! I guess it would be weird to kiss the Joker with all that makeup on. He turned back right afterwards. But, it was a great kiss!
Ummm that's about it, I couldn't get the dream back after that (I kept hitting the snooze every 10 minutes so it's amazing it lasted that long). I'll never know if he ended up killing me or not! Which I suppose is a good thing.
I think this is particularly strange considering I haven't even seen the fucking movie. But, yeah, whatever. Who cares if the action I got was from a psychopath serial killer. It was still action.
tl;dr I had some chicken mcnuggets, my mom ran over some people, and then I made out with the Joker.