so getting paid to see neil diamond last night was nothing less than ridiculously amazing. oh yea and he's definately significantly bald. i saw him woofing down a plate of food with no hair and i sat there and stared at him for a good 2 minutes trying to figure out if it was really him or not.

i just ate 6,952 ravioli's drenched in tomato sauce and cheese and i shoved 65 sausages in and down my throat, immediately after i literally shit everywhere, it was like being anally raped by a silver back gorilla. FANTASTIC!!!!

today i got my license reinstated. YAY! like southwest says, i am now free to move about the country.

moving back to worcester. can't wait to have an entire house to myself. flying to montreal next week, all expenses paid for business, it should rule. have to wake up early as hell and work from 8am-10pm at avalon tomorrow, hopefully it wont be too stressful. tony is coming home for the fourth, it should be a fantastic time. so far the sox are ( Read more... )

i'm seriously contemplating buying a boat and living on it for the rest of my life.

supposedly black guys dont like to eat pussy.

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so i am sick as hell right now. ive been reading up on quantum physics all day, as well as an article about king tut in national geographic. somehow i need to make 70 dollars by tomorrow morning, which probably isnt gonna happen and i really need to get a job. although i really dont feel like living in boston anymore, its a great place to visit, ( Read more... )

someone save me from this hell hole, get me ridiculously high, tell me about some outlandish story of canoeing down the nile river, all while listening to gerty farish.

ive decided to take a step in a better direction in life. i will start this by taking a shower.