True Love Calculation

[readpants]

Megan Southwell & Jesus Christ

T-2
R-1
U-2
E-3

L-2
O-1
V-0
E-3

86%

I also did a quick true love calculation with my kryptonite. During the process I realized that I have no clue what his last name is so I GUESSED at the letters. We're 67% compatible. A bit lower than expected, honestly.

MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS

Comments

[thisaintnodisco]

I used to be friends with a guy who was friends with the guy who wrote that screenplay (he lived in Atlanta). He was a real creep and, incidentally, would frequently have three-ways. :)

Where are you getting this love formula?

[readpants]

I got it from 5th grade!

[thisaintnodisco]

How does it work? Or am I so out of it that it's right in front of me?

[readpants]

Well, you see how many letters from 'true love' are shared by your two names. You take the total from 'true' and the total from 'love' and combine them to find the percentage!

It's real accurate!!!! LIKE MASH

[bricksprickly]

I always thought the kyptonite's first name was the last name!