God, debates make me as much of a nervous wreck as improv comedy does. Well, only for a minute because Kerry did very well, and I had no positive expectations for Mr. Bush. Improv comedy is constantly fretful though, because it just has so much more potential for embarrassment.

Here's how I feel tonight:


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Jason Schwartzman became a man.

BEFORE


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"How."


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PERM?


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A huge tree branch fell right next to my car. It was like, half a tree.


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This guy gave me an Eazy-E shirt but it's 2XL. I was thinking about cutting Eazy out and sewing him to a shirt that fits me but I worry that it will be viewed as ironic. Also, do you think Eazy got AIDS from unprotected anal sex since he was on the 'down low ( Read more... )

I changed my giant clam picture on my June 23 update. The person who took that particular clam picture didn't want me to hotlink it. NO PROB. So I replaced it with a less appropriate, moderate sized clam picture. Although it does seem a tad more REALISTIC.


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I've pretty much decided that I'm going as Paul Bunyan this Halloween. I want Ryan to be Paul Bunyan as well and we'll be Paul Bunyan twins. (You see, it's funny because he's big and has a beard and is a man. And I'm a woman and not huge or bearded ( Read more... )