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[reads_wingfic]

Fantasy meme a go-go, baby!

...although it's more of "what porn would Jenn see you in" meme. Or manga style, if you are too YOUNG.

PS: Jenn doesn't really need to know you to picture you in porn...but it helps. :Db

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[blackandwhiteox]

Hurt me, and by this I mean hurt Haru, Kurono and Takami for my brain is broken on a daily basis in the chan and thus hardened like the cocks in the porn Jennifer reads.

[reads_wingfic]

Hatsuharu would be in a lot of random porn with Omi and/or Yuki! If Jenn knew about certain camp relationships and canon, she'd end up with this scenario with like...a huge orgy house of Haru, Rin, Yuki, Tohru, Kyou, Omi, Ken, and Francescu. IT WOULD SOMEHOW WORK jenn likes everyone to get along. >:
Alternatively, there would be an orgytastic house of just Haru, Rin, Yuki, and Tohru where wacky zany hijinks would happen and there would be porn and sometimes Kyou would be slight nonconned by the group. :)

Kurono and Nishi would reconcile their differences, realize that they LUV EECH OTHER, and have weepy emotional sex.
Or maybe there'd just be porn of Tae being all cute and Kurono would vaguely be sexing her, but mostly Tae's orgasm faces and whatnot.
Jenn would also picture Haru being sex with knives and strings and "ah-ah-aaaAAAAH, Anko-sama, guns don't~ go~ theeEEERE~"

Sadly, neither Jenn nor I know Takami very well. :( BUT Jenn would think he's very handsome and would be in very pretty porn.

[reads_wingfic]

...KURONO being sexed by Anko. Not Haru. |D

[skrullfking]

I give in. Anything for my four? (Sai, Epros, Sakon and Ukon, Teddy)

[reads_wingfic]

I personally only know enough for Sakon and Ukon and for Teddy, sorry!

Sakon and Ukon would be in gag doujinshi with the rest of Orochimaru's bitches (and Rosalyn!), but a lot of this doujinshi would end in porn. There would also be a lot of porn in which they separate and Ukon gets his own body, and they have hawtt twin sexX0rz.
She would also think of Rosalyn having to DISCIPLINE THEM and. Yes. Whether or not she actually succeeds in leading them down the path of justice is another story~

Teddy is just in endlessly fluffy cute doujinshi with Billy. Jenn would REFUSE to think of angst with these guys, unless it ended in LOVE and CUDDLING and WONDERFULLY SWEET LOVE-MAKING. >: She also thinks there would be doujinshi and fanworks of just adults!Billy and Teddy raising kids and being adorably domestic.
She wouldn't actually really like threesome with Tommy or anything, surprisingly, unless it was a YA!orgy, in which case hell yes. ♥
Randomly: she would totally tap Oliver Wood/Teddy. Unf.

[skrullfking]

XDD Everybody loves YA!orgy.

Hee~ domisticness ftw.

But what about Teddy/Brainy?

[reads_wingfic]

...ooh, blond/green porn...

[mymotherthegun]

MILF FETISH SAYS...

[reads_wingfic]

Gai actually kind of reminds Jenn of Shouma, and she does, in fact, have a few sexual fantasies about him! :O Mostly involving the two of them making curry for all of camp or bouncing around spreading joy and sparkles and somehow cheerful sexing happens! Possibly involving the dumplings~ But most Gai fantasies, she'd envision something like Anko coming home after a rough day of ninjaing around and licking small boys' cheeks and being generally sexy, etc, and so Gai offers her a nice, relaxing massage, and one thing leads to another and~
If Jenn knew about Kakashi, she'd definitely envision sexy domestic comedies involving these three.

Lady would be in a lot of hot, hot porn with Mana and Dante and Snake and Vergil and Buffy and some with Robin. But Jenn absolutely wouldn't be able to see any Lady porn with Otacon or Raiden, and the Lady/Robin would all start out ANGSTY and INTROSPECTIVE and basically turn into sort of sweet, somewhat weepy porn.

I don't know enough about Adell other than she'd probably read Rozalin/Adell porn, or

[greenbeast__rar]

8D

[reads_wingfic]

Ahahahaha Lee porn would be just. Super cute porn. The cutest porn EVER without actually being shouta. There'd be Sakura/Lee and Gaara/Lee and Sakura/Lee/Gaara and the occasional Team Gai threesome while Gai-sensei stands over and cries tears of joy that his students are getting along so well and that one's kind of weird, but still cute!. Most the SakuLee doujinshi would be either first time!porn or it would take place in the future where they're married and Lee is a wonderful househusband and they make love just after buying their first house together, or the kids are out at soccer practice and it's all very sweet and cute

[parasol_hero]

I NEED TO KNOW XD

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Fantasies about Rosalyn are almost all about her turning people to the side of good and justice and truthiness with the HEALING LIGHT OF ROS PUSSY. A lot of them start out as either sparring or actually fighting, either with Stan or one of the Sound Four/Five/however-many or random hot bad guys. And then it turns into seeex and at the end everyone's fighting for justice!

[parasol_hero]

...SO MUCH LOVE. XD

[the_one_king]

I. I.

.... Healing light of what. XD

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