What have I done?!?!

[ready_fire_aim]

Okay, so I agreed to do a stand-up routine at an open mic night this coming Wednesday...in a straight brewpub. My friends have been pushing me to try this for some time now and I finally caved in. All of a sudden I don't feel that funny. I just hope breeder boys like gay humor

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[writersfuel86]

Oh wow....where when? hahaha I have to see this!!

[mikeymo421]

OMG. Stand-up in a wheelchair. LoL. You should decorate it again. Sounds like fun. Are you actually going to be writing jokes or say whatever spews forth?

[ready_fire_aim]

I have heard people who just wing it. They almost invariably bomb. This girl will be well prepared!

[i4a100plz]

The next Queen of comedy??

[ready_fire_aim]

Fours snaps in a Z-formation!

[sickostrich]

You need to record it...

and go hungry, so if they throw food you won't mind. Oh, and do not mention difference between black people and white people, the comics on Comedy Central have that hilarious field covered already (read: sarcasm).

[ready_fire_aim]

Good point. Besides, ya kinda have to be black to pull that off. When they do it, it's considered "funny." When a white guy does it, he's a racist biggot.

Hey, isn't that another difference between black people and white people? Comedy Central here I come! Dooh!!! Wait a minute, I'm white. *slinks away in shame.

[sickostrich]

See, but since you are gay you can talk about the differences between gay people and straigt people. And in the end, isn't sexuality far more hilarious than race. Too bad you're not black, or you'd have virtually every option available open to you for subject matter.

Just make sure that if you tell a joke that falls flat, you ring your hello kitty bell....I think I would die laughing if I saw that.

[allamericanjock]

Did Yoda really say that?

"But I was the prom king, Yoda... so whaddya think about THAT?!?"

[ready_fire_aim]

Then stop by after the show.