Bootleg 4: Fiesta-aru!

[real_dimsum]

Like, omg-aru. I was like, walking around and saw like, the cutest knockoff purse-aru! I thought like, knockoffs couldn't be as totally bitchin' as the real thing, but then I was like OMG, I made this one-aru! Which by default, like, makes it seriously tubular-aru

Comments

[tienquanca]

...Anh China? Why are you talking weird?

[real_dimsum]

Oh my god-aru! I like, totally haven't seen you in forever, girl-aru! And what are you, like, talking about-aru? I'm so not talking weird-aru! Seriously-aru.

[tienquanca]

Monsieur France has been keeping me busy...

[real_dimsum]

Huh. He is so being like, a total barf bag-aru! How the heck can you, like, listen to him and stuff-aru?

[prettyharbor]

what?

[real_dimsum]

A kitty-aru! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But, like, why's it talking-aru?

[prettyharbor]

China... it's me. It's Japan.

[real_dimsum]

Japan-aru? Like, seriously-aru? As if-aru! Way to like, pull my leg, magical talking kitty-aru. Japan is so not like, fuzzy and awesome-aru.

[i_created_kanji]

m-manchae?

[i_created_kanji]

aniki!!!!!

[real_dimsum]

Um, who the heck are you-aru? Weird little kid, like what-aru.

;o; COMBO TIEM

[i_created_kanji]

a-aniki????

[i_created_kanji]

don't you remember me????

[bellefierte]

Stop talking like that.

[real_dimsum]

Um....like, NO-aru. Gag me with like, a spoon-aru!

[bellefierte]

Stop it.

[real_dimsum]

Try and like, make me-aru!