New (well kinda) Mitch? Holy shit.

Twenty four hours until I turn twenty one. I am going to be spending the next day, which I am sure is going to crawl by, looking at my phone (my watch battery is dead and I've been too lazy to fix it). I feel increasingly nervous as the hours go by; I fear that I will wake up any second after any particular night I drank during sophomore or ( Read more... )

The pinnacle of civilization. This is the culmination of 5000 years of human existence on Earth:

Are you ready?

http://manbabies.com/

Now available on cnn.com is the ability to purchase choice headlines printed directly onto a t-shirt. I don't know if CNN has noticed recently, but there isn't much good news these days. I wouldn't want to be reminded of 99 percent of the crap CNN throws up as news anyways.

Today on the green they had a big festival to celebrate...something, I don't exactly know, but that isn't even important. What is important is that I saw quite easily the most incredible looking girl I have ever seen. You know how, in war movies, when a grenade goes off near the main character and for a few seconds there's no sound and everything ( Read more... )

I bowled a 196 last night. It beats my previous high game of 175 (which did win me NHS bowling senior year). I only left one frame open and I got a turkey. I'm pretty proud; but now I really want to bowl again even because I want to break 200 ( Read more... )

God bless Maxim Magazine for calling out Sara Jessica Parker as the world's Unsexiest Woman. I'm glad I'm not the only man who can't stand to look at her face.

New livejournal picture thing. It's so sweet. I will reward ten points to whomever can tell me where I culled the image from. I know Tim will be able to figure it out.

I just sent Ticketmaster 200 dollars for two tickets for All Points West. The rest of the lineup is OK, but I wouldn't be going if seeing Radiohead two nights in a row again isn't going to be absolutely worth it. And, knock on wood, I'll be able to see them when they come to Philly at least once, assuming they don't play two nights there. I ( Read more... )