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Our vacation started out with a bang- literally the sound of a bang- as the engine on the plane went out. The plane crashed into the ocean and everyone died but us because we have been going to the gym and are now very strong swimmers. We swam ashore and some kindly native people began to guide us through the rainforest toward civilization. Fortunately my camera survived the swim. Here is a picture of the natives.
Then a chupacabra came out of nowhere and ate the natives. He had two cool-looking friends with him but his friends didn't talk to us- they could tell we weren't as cool as them. This is what they looked like.
We had to try to find our way through the rainforest on our own. We were scared we were going to get eaten by huge snakes. We passed two explorers getting eaten by snakes. It was kind of insensitive of me but I took a picture. One of the explorers did not look delicious to the snakes so they did not eat him. We let him come with us.
Just when we thought we would never get out of the rainforest some aliens beamed down and said if we gave them a human to do icky tests on they would guide the other two to civilization. We gave them the explorer.
The aliens thought we were pretty cool so after they beamed us down to the nearest town they asked if there was anything else they could do for us. We told them that we would like some giant bananas to eat. The aliens morphed regular bananas into giant, fun singing bananas. I ate the hell out of them.
We decided to spend the rest of the day relaxing. Some locals played guitar for us to help us relax cuz Puerto Ricans are cool like that.
And that's the story of the first day of our spring break.