I feel like there are alot of things I could update the Internet on since I haven't posted in a month...I saw Fleetwood Mac, got to hang out with Mason, saw Doc while he was in town, job interview stuff, Bar Stories, Work Stories...but I really only feel like sharing my favorite text message with you. I just can't seem to delete it since it makes ( Read more... )

I learned how to shoot a gun last night. It was awesome. I got to try out a bunch of revolvers and semi-automatics to see which one I like the best.

Turns out I'm a good shot too. I am now someone worth having around in the post-apocalyptic wastelands.

I don't like that people seem to not be using livejournal much anymore. When you don't call and don't update I assume you are dead. Just sayin.

I did not change my routine for the holidays...except that I ate more dip. I need to stop doing that.

Chandler slept over last night. It made me happy- I wish he was here all the time.


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I'm pretty sure the holidays make crazy people even crazier. The bar has just been a weird scene the past couple days. On Wednesday night Alison and I went out but bingo wasn't done so we hung out on the patio til it cleared out. Remember me talking about that madman with the red van who says the feds are after him? He was out there literally ( Read more... )

Anyone who says I don't deserve my own reality show did not witness the scene at the thrift store yesterday. I fell in love with an ugly couch there and after days and days of trying to convince alison that we can't live without it she gave in. It's a retardedly heavy hide-a-bed and the store pretty much had it blocked off with other crap all ( Read more... )

As of yesterday I finally live in Minneapolis again after two grueling weeks of commuting.

That means you can start inviting me to do things again. Today, for example. I'm at the coffee shop making this update and when I'm done I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with myself. Come to Vegas with me tonight? Please?

I was gonna make a long update but there's this cockroach wandering back and forth across the desk and I'm worried that if I look away for too long he's going to crawl in my soda or mutate or something, I don't know. I sometimes forget how gross this building is ( Read more... )

It turns out Alison and I love going to Twins games.

How unforseen!

I got up at a reasonable hour today and thought I ought to seize the day. So Alison and I went to Palmer's to get beer and play Photo Hunt. I brought a framed photo of Me and Stoner and hung it on the wall while the bar patrons were distracted by the ambulance out front. So for all of you who enjoy having a drink now and then at Palmers you should ( Read more... )

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