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[realfakehero]

To all those who care, my name is Commissar Cain, of the Imperial Guard.  Not that it seems to mean much around here, but it's my job.  The locals have explained to me that somone named Overlord Baal is responsible for my being here.

It's better than my normal postings, but I'd much rather be going than staying.  However, given the lack of a

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[immolationbitch]

Hmm...a game of cards is definitely one of the tamer things people have been suggesting around here.

If there'll be drinks, I'm in.

[realfakehero]

Well, if you have any better ideas, I'd entertain them.

And drinks go without saying. It's not and enjoyable social event without something to take the edge off.

[immolationbitch]

Nah, cards and drinks sound good enough! I've been getting a little tired of all the fighting any noise, anyways.

[realfakehero]

Well, for me fighting's a job, not entertainment. But there is no telling what will entertain some people.

[velvetassistant]

Ooh! Children's card games? It lights a candle of hope in my heart to see grown men asking others to a game of cards~ Ah, yes, what matters is that one is young at heart.

I would love to play your game of chance, taking the cards that I am dealt and making what I will of them.

Will we also have stakes?

[realfakehero]

Not exactly for children miss. I've known many a soldier who spent his days filling the long tedium between battles wagering his pay on the turn of the cards.

Andas for stakes, I think it makes the game more interesting.

[velvetassistant]

I see. So card games are a welcome tradition even amongst one of the manly epitomes... I would very much enjoy attending.

[realfakehero]

The pleasure is mine, miss...?

[willninja4food]

What's a 'commissar'? It sounds like 'corsair', which is a type of--

[willninja4food]

Wait.

Are you...a pirate?

[realfakehero]

No, although I did once fight against the dread Corsairs of... ahh, but you probably don't care about that.

I'm a Morale officer. Its my job to see to it that the regulations are enforced and the spirits of my unit maintained. And if worst comes to worst, I'm allowed to go far in order to ensure that the men keep fighting.

*pats gun*

[willninja4food]

Oooooooooh.

So, you're like a cheerleader?