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[realfakehero]

Emperor on Earth!  How did this get here?

[There is a really ugly clock in one of the courtyards of the castle that wasn't there yesterday.  I mean really ugly and tacky looking.  Did I mention it's huge as well as ugly and in bad taste?  Come and bother Cain as to why he's so upset.]

Comments

[memoryisthekey]

You recognize this?

[realfakehero]

Unfortunately. One of the more embarrassing parts of my career in my opinion.

[memoryisthekey]

How wonderful. An embarrassing part of my career happens to be present as well.

[realfakehero]

I won't ask if you don't.

[knockyoualldown]

For Evil's sake, how can something that tacky continue to exist?

[realfakehero]

[If you thought that was bad, wait until it chimes the hour.]

I'm sorry, but did you just say "For Evil's sake"?

[knockyoualldown]

Yep.

[realfakehero]

That's different. You sure you didn't mean something else?

[oathofhonor]

You wouldn't happen to know where I can find the architect who made this...thing, would you?

I need to...have a discussion with him.

[realfakehero]

I do, saddly. He's not anywhere near here.

[oathofhonor]

Damn.

So what's this thing doing here, then?

[realfakehero]

I have no idea. Maybe overlord Baal is one of those people who likes a lot of Cherubim and gold leaf on everything.

[The cherubs on this particular statuary look kinda... evil. And there are a suspiciously large number of skulls worked into it.]