A Quiet Week in Lake Wobegon...

[realgreendress]

I went to the Boston Common Lowes on Saturday to find out if I was the Ultimate Film Fanatic! Turns out I'm not, or at least I didn't stick around to find out if I was, since I think I would have shot something in the face if I heard the "Thank you for coming to Lowes" song one more time

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[ferociousduck]

I got Mindy Cohn...I have no idea who she is...but my #2 was GARY COLEMAN! Damn I wish I'd gotten him...it would rock to be Gary Coleman...especially in that Simpsons episode where he was having a fantasy argument with a Chinese restaurant on a disconnected telephone. And then he went all Kung Fu on those Furby things. Oh would that I were Gary...

And dude, have you ever watched The Dead Zone? I love the book and watched the 2-hour pilot and I haven't watched any since then but the first episode was damn good. He is a total pimp in that show with his cane and leather coat and illegitimate child...oh would that I were a psychic ex-child star...WOE IS ME