Comments | realife101: Walks like summer and talks like rain

realife101

Walks like summer and talks like rain

Dec 22, 2001 10:30

I was having the strangest dreams last night. I went to bed half-asleep (always an invitation for a bad dream), and it was also freezing. Literally, 30 degrees--but for some reason I was adamant on going to bed. It was just one of those nights that the empty void of the human soul took reign for no reason at all. Seriously, it just decided that ( Read more... )

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realife101 December 22 2001, 08:30:31 UTC

As per discussion last night, isn't vagina the WORST name EVER? like, honestly! Tasia, Amy, and I had this long conversation that started with care games "if you could be one _____..." <-- that game. I'm not even going to begin on how we got do va-j-j's.
I personally concluded in my mind that Vagina is the name for an old wrinkly woman in the U.K. who sits in her old crumbly estate in the shires with ivy climbing up her stone property walls and her butler comes in, she slowly turns to scowl at him as she always does, in her doily, dusty dress... and he speaks, "Miss Vagina, your toast is ready..." and when she talks, her lips smack weakly and heavily and spit flies EVERYWHERE... "oh... fine, bruce...".

Oh, Miss Vagina and her silly antics...

dymphina December 22 2001, 12:49:33 UTC

hahaha! i know my posting here is completely random but every time and again i read your journal - delightful stuff :)

~liz b.

I fucking love squirrels... realife101 December 22 2001, 08:40:23 UTC

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