Welcome to the jungle!
So, I've been going through a bunch of old photos on our computer looking for a specific one which ended up being last of hundreds of photos but, it was still fun.
On the computer, this one is known as "one photo where I look COOL", which sounds like the kind of name my brother would put on, except I put it on, because it's not a photo of my brother, who is the one dressed as Jesus.
"I've found a little screw; it's top was round and crossed.
I've put it on the kitchen bench right next to all your pots."
My first ever poem since high school.