a HIM and 69 Eys tour would be the most boring tour to ever exist in the history of tours.

You don't know this is about you.

but I do not doubt when I meet you, I'll probably punch you in the throat.

<3

Its quite obvious Michael Jackson's death is going to be like "where were you when it happened?" kinda thing.

Sadly, my response would be ".. I was sitting in front of the computer in my underwear twittering when I found out"

If i ever decide to follow a tour, i'm going to create a photo album on facebook entitled "I'm not fucking stalking you assholes"

If I play my cards right and I'm calculating shit correctly, I could be out of college by next January or next spring.

How's that for an update?

ugh, ate too much.

feel like puking a bit.

So I was watching the Tyra Banks show this afternoon/evening.

.... I am totally convinced that Tyra will one day steal a baby.

60,000 miles used to get from NYC to Helsinki with a layover in Paris and/or Amsterdam via Coach ( Read more... )

GTFO BELLA SWAN YOU SLAGGG!!!!!!!

I'm listening to the Twilight series audiobooks (because I don't read much). I really hate Bella, she's so fucking stupid. Wahhhh Edward. Wahhhhh Jacob. Wahh wahh wahh I want to die but not really but kinda yea waaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Am i the only person that think Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon look the same?