Hey hey, shop keep! Hey! [Sighs, rubbing his head.] This is troubling.. I thought this would be the kind of shop that would sell Jump on time.. But..
Hey shop keep! I said I wanted to buy Jump, not get sucked into it! Unless.. [With a look of determination, unsheathes his bokken and holds it in front of him.] Ban.. KAI!
[And after a moment of waiting, he lowers it disappointedly and looks around the plane once more.] Man, what is this anyway? A one-shot? Psyren?! CAPTAIN HARLO-- No no, that's not Jump at all.. DRAGON BALL?! THAT SERIES ENDED AND CAUSED TOO MANY PROBLEMS! SHOULDN'T I BE IN THE TOP THREE?! TOP THREEEEEEEE!
((HELLO, this is
jumpsamurai/Orihime-mun with a fitting second character, Gintoki Sakata of the Gintama manga and anime. All his stuff's posted up in his journal.. And Jump characters may want to avoid him unless they're in the market for a new BFF. 8D))