[She appears in a sundress, broad-brimmed hat and sandals, her hair loose around her shoulders and her dog sitting next to her foot.]
I don't speak Italian. I've never been to Italy. I've never thought about going to Italy.
[She looks down at the dog. The dog looks up at her, tongue rolling cheerfully out the side of his mouth.]
You know, you're supposed to be a guard dog. Where were you when I was being kidnapped?
And why are you the only one there now?
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