012 - What Rhymes With "Norman Osborn"?
[Well Deadpool is on a motel bed with a machine gun resting beside him. He's writing something on a normal sheet of paper on a motel nightstand. If you feel comfortable getting close enough to look, it reads the following:]
INVOICE
HEY, NORMIE--
REMEMBER ME? DEADPOOL?
THE GUY WHO GAVE YOU THE DATA YOU USED TO KILL THE SKRULL QUEEN? OH, WAIT-- I DIDN'T GIVE IT TO YOU... YOU STOLE IT! GUESS THAT MAKES YOU A THIEF AND A LIAR, DOESN'T IT?
DON'T WORRY, NORMIE. NOBODY WILL KNOW. AT LEAST, THEY WON'T IF YOU PAY ME $10,000,000 $100,000,000 IN THE NEXT 24 12 HRS.
IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.
-DEADPOOL
P.S. I KILLED BOB.
There. Ready to send in. I'll finally get paid!
[Yes, I'm sure nothing bad will come of this.]
INVOICE
HEY, NORMIE--
REMEMBER ME? DEADPOOL?
THE GUY WHO GAVE YOU THE DATA YOU USED TO KILL THE SKRULL QUEEN? OH, WAIT-- I DIDN'T GIVE IT TO YOU... YOU STOLE IT! GUESS THAT MAKES YOU A THIEF AND A LIAR, DOESN'T IT?
DON'T WORRY, NORMIE. NOBODY WILL KNOW. AT LEAST, THEY WON'T IF YOU PAY ME $10,000,000 $100,000,000 IN THE NEXT 24 12 HRS.
IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.
-DEADPOOL
P.S. I KILLED BOB.
There. Ready to send in. I'll finally get paid!
[Yes, I'm sure nothing bad will come of this.]