This is a popular new treatment? Blackmail?
{If this were "Peanuts," House would be Lucy right about now. However, it's just a case of House needing to pay a bill in preferably non-traceable cash. What? That's totally normal.}
{His whiteboard with that message is pulled up next to his desk, which he's sitting leisurely at. And by leisurely, I mean he's watching soaps on his portable TV.}
{House is a real doctor, I swear.}