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[So your new arrival is, by and large, a fairly unremarkable man; he manifests on the Plane without fanfare, without immediately demanding acknowledgment of his presence. No, actually, it would appear that this man is only too happy to be disregarded for the moment, as he takes a brief but careful inventory of his surroundings and then beelines for the information kiosk. He looks, he takes, he reads.
Who knew the Astral Plane came with a tour guide? Who knew one existed at all. But that's all right; Charles likes it when things are tidy.
He takes his time in a measured sort of way--a way that suggests that he feels perfectly entitled to do so. Maybe when he's digested one brochure and moves on, he double-takes a little at the next. Maybe. But when he's done, the pamphlet gets folded inconsequentially in half and then just hangs at his side. (He'll put it away when he damn well feels like it, all right.) If he's confused or troubled at all by this turn of events, he does a magnificent job of not showing it. All you get, good people of the Plane, is a raised eyebrow and a decidedly flat tone.]
So, uh... Anybody want to field why one of these was written by "Nathan Explosion?"
Who knew the Astral Plane came with a tour guide? Who knew one existed at all. But that's all right; Charles likes it when things are tidy.
He takes his time in a measured sort of way--a way that suggests that he feels perfectly entitled to do so. Maybe when he's digested one brochure and moves on, he double-takes a little at the next. Maybe. But when he's done, the pamphlet gets folded inconsequentially in half and then just hangs at his side. (He'll put it away when he damn well feels like it, all right.) If he's confused or troubled at all by this turn of events, he does a magnificent job of not showing it. All you get, good people of the Plane, is a raised eyebrow and a decidedly flat tone.]
So, uh... Anybody want to field why one of these was written by "Nathan Explosion?"