[004] ❁ breeding duties

[realitywarping]

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[Jade hadn't been expecting to get a package in the mail, but when she did, she was excited! And she kinda wondered what it was, since this kind of stuff doesn't happen that often.

Although what she didn't expect was a giant screen with a bunch of weird containers and platforms. So! Anyone passing by 1486 Kramden Road will see her

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[bulgekick]

[Breeding duties? Oooh, that must mean she regained the cloning equipment. Excellent!]

I'd be more than happy to to tell you more, Jade. On which street is your hive located?

[realitywarping]

I live at 1486 Kramden Road! Everything is outside, so I don't think I'll be that hard to find.

[bulgekick]

Give me a few moments, then, and I'll be there. [Aaand there's a click as she hangs up! A few minutes later, Jade will notice her walking down the street, looking much different than the last time they saw each other; she has since regained her troll features, so her skin is now a dull gray, her eyes yellow, and two mismatched horns are now growing out of the top of her head! Oh, and the fangs. Can't forget the fangs.]

[realitywarping]

[Whooooa, she looks like a troll now! She's going to be waving from her yard, since while she's never seen Kanaya as a troll before, she has a feeling it's her.]

Kanaya!

[simplykind]

....Er, Jade? You-

I think you might've-

Breeding duties?

[realitywarping]

... Takumi?

[... Oh. Well it's not like she said anything bad! She just meant for it to go to Kanaya.]

Oh, I'm just breeding frogs!

[simplykind]

Really? [YEAH, SO, HE SOUNDS KINDA RELIEVED??? SHHHH.]

Why frogs?

[realitywarping]

Because one of my jobs as the Witch of Space is to breed frogs! We're looking for something called the Genesis Frog.

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[iheartcabbage]

How big are we talking? Shouldn't there be some way to temporarily take it apart to make it easier to move inside?

[realitywarping]

Umm... it's a lot bigger than the door! I don't know if it can be taken apart that easily, though.

[iheartcabbage]

That... sounds like a problem. Well, I don't think it's going to rain anytime soon, but still.

...What if you built an additional room just for it? It would take a little time, but it's better than leaving it outside.

[realitywarping]

Hopefully it doesn't!

[... That would be a good idea, but...]

I'd like to try to get it in before doing that! There's an empty room in the house that I can put it in.

[sexy_beams]

Breeding duties? Sure sounds like someone's planning a good time.

--Although 'Kanaya' sure sounds like a girl's name. Sorry, kiddo, but it doesn't work that way.

[realitywarping]

[About to answer and then... wait.]

--We're not planning on doing anything like that!

[sexy_beams]

Hey, you don't need to be all defensive. I won't judge~!

[realitywarping]

We were just going to breed frogs!

[phone]

[grand_theft_moe]

What are you breeding?

[phone]

[realitywarping]

We're breeding frogs!

[grand_theft_moe]

Are they your pets?

[realitywarping]

No, but I wouldn't mind keeping them as pets! They're so cute.