I'm alive!!!!
So, 2 weeks ago Megan and I went to Puerto Rico to visit Arelis. It was a lot of fun during the day, but not so much fun at night. (drama)
Fri: The plane landed around 1pm, and we got to the hotel (Howard Johnson) and went immediately to the beach to walk around, get some lunch, and have fun until A got off from work. That night we got all dressed up 2 go 2 chilli's (why not right? we're on vacation!) And then we just walk on around on the beach at night.
Sat: We went to the rainforest and saw 2 waterfalls!! The first one was right on the road, and so we climbed up the rocks to get close n take pics. The 2nd one, we had to walk along about a mile long trail, downhill. And when we got there, it was so pretty!! It even had a pool at the bottom of it. Us being the retards we are, decided to get into the water, which was really cold btw. My teeth started chattering within about 5 mins. I have a pic of me under the waterfall. its cool. :o) Then we went to the beach and had really good, cheap PR food. And A started calling all the kelp my pubes for some odd reason, dunno why, but it was funny. And we went out to this bar/club place called "Tres Leches" b/c her coworker said we would be on the list. But when we got there, I guess we weren't dressed skankily enough or something. So we had to wait in line and pay the $11 cover which A then bitched about for the next hr that we were there. Oh, and when she went over to get drinks, she asked me what I wanted (and I woulda paid her back) but then only got her and megan something (since she owed her money). But if you're there, and you know that it took u that long to get the drinks, might as well help your other friend get one also. That way you don't have to wait for them to get their drink. You know? We left early since she was bitching so much, but I think we shoulda just stayed awhile longer since it took us so long to get in. (we also had to pay the cover b/c her coworker wasn't there like he said he'd be.)
Sun: We went to Old San Juan to see the big old fort. It was really cool. Except A kept trying to hurry us along since she's been there so many times. But why'd she take us if she didn't want to go? And then she and megan just kept going off and leaving me, b/c i was taking too long or something. It was almost like I wasn't there. A would only call her/text her, and she'd only tell megan anything she had to tell. What's the deal? After the fort we went shopping for souvenirs at the street vendors shops. I got a cute bobble headed turtle for gordon. :o) That night A wanted to take us to some random Irish club/bar in PR. Seriously, an irish place owned by irish ppl. Random right? But we get in this line to park in the lot, and we're there for 20 mins, and we've only moved up b/c other ppl got tired of waiting and left. Shouldn't that tell you something? So I try to talk her into parking somewhere else, but no, she's worried about her new car (thats already been in an accident). So we're still there 20 mins later, and the police show up b/c someone's broken down in front of the entrance and noones pushed them off to the side yet. Apparently they don't do that there, who knew? So of course she's pissed, and bitching again, about how she's never gotten there that late, and never had to wait in a line to park there before. (Btw, she's the one that took the longest to get ready, and I started after her.) So she decides to circle the area 2x to c if she can still get in, a waste of time. We end up going to a dive bar, which I'm cool with, way cheaper, less smoke. And we decided to try to do a dive bar tour, but since its sunday, the only other one she know's of is closed. Argh. I wasn't even able to get drunk on my vacation, fucking retarded.
Mon: A has to work. We have to check out of the hotel at noon, but our flight doesn't leave until 9pm. So we decide that we should get to the airport at 7pm in case of complications, and so we ask A to pick us up b/w 6 and 6:30pm. The hotel nicely holds our bags for us, so we just hang out at the beach, walking around, reading books. Making a penile sandcastle w/ sperm shooting out of it, and the boobs, waist and the anatomically correct vaj. It was fun, we were really bored. *shrugs* So of course the 1 thing we ask her to do for us, the1 thing. She can't do. Picks us up at 6:50. It only took 10-15 mins to get there, but still. So I ask her what took so long. ANd she nicely tells us how her boss told her she could leave at 6 even though she hadn't finished her project yet, but she decided that work was more important than us. And decided to stay. I'm so glad she told us that. So I figured since she's been bitching and moaning our whole trip, I could bitch at her b/c she couldn't do 1 thing. She couldn't even take monday off. I mean seriously, thanks.
yeah, well, heres some cookies if you read that.
I'm also pissed about the party we just had at our place, tell about it later. But jerm, u missed it, I punched someone 10 times or so. And the door is broken. Oh yeah, I'm pissed, only slightly.
Went and saw brooke's team play AU. they lost, :o(
Fri: The plane landed around 1pm, and we got to the hotel (Howard Johnson) and went immediately to the beach to walk around, get some lunch, and have fun until A got off from work. That night we got all dressed up 2 go 2 chilli's (why not right? we're on vacation!) And then we just walk on around on the beach at night.
Sat: We went to the rainforest and saw 2 waterfalls!! The first one was right on the road, and so we climbed up the rocks to get close n take pics. The 2nd one, we had to walk along about a mile long trail, downhill. And when we got there, it was so pretty!! It even had a pool at the bottom of it. Us being the retards we are, decided to get into the water, which was really cold btw. My teeth started chattering within about 5 mins. I have a pic of me under the waterfall. its cool. :o) Then we went to the beach and had really good, cheap PR food. And A started calling all the kelp my pubes for some odd reason, dunno why, but it was funny. And we went out to this bar/club place called "Tres Leches" b/c her coworker said we would be on the list. But when we got there, I guess we weren't dressed skankily enough or something. So we had to wait in line and pay the $11 cover which A then bitched about for the next hr that we were there. Oh, and when she went over to get drinks, she asked me what I wanted (and I woulda paid her back) but then only got her and megan something (since she owed her money). But if you're there, and you know that it took u that long to get the drinks, might as well help your other friend get one also. That way you don't have to wait for them to get their drink. You know? We left early since she was bitching so much, but I think we shoulda just stayed awhile longer since it took us so long to get in. (we also had to pay the cover b/c her coworker wasn't there like he said he'd be.)
Sun: We went to Old San Juan to see the big old fort. It was really cool. Except A kept trying to hurry us along since she's been there so many times. But why'd she take us if she didn't want to go? And then she and megan just kept going off and leaving me, b/c i was taking too long or something. It was almost like I wasn't there. A would only call her/text her, and she'd only tell megan anything she had to tell. What's the deal? After the fort we went shopping for souvenirs at the street vendors shops. I got a cute bobble headed turtle for gordon. :o) That night A wanted to take us to some random Irish club/bar in PR. Seriously, an irish place owned by irish ppl. Random right? But we get in this line to park in the lot, and we're there for 20 mins, and we've only moved up b/c other ppl got tired of waiting and left. Shouldn't that tell you something? So I try to talk her into parking somewhere else, but no, she's worried about her new car (thats already been in an accident). So we're still there 20 mins later, and the police show up b/c someone's broken down in front of the entrance and noones pushed them off to the side yet. Apparently they don't do that there, who knew? So of course she's pissed, and bitching again, about how she's never gotten there that late, and never had to wait in a line to park there before. (Btw, she's the one that took the longest to get ready, and I started after her.) So she decides to circle the area 2x to c if she can still get in, a waste of time. We end up going to a dive bar, which I'm cool with, way cheaper, less smoke. And we decided to try to do a dive bar tour, but since its sunday, the only other one she know's of is closed. Argh. I wasn't even able to get drunk on my vacation, fucking retarded.
Mon: A has to work. We have to check out of the hotel at noon, but our flight doesn't leave until 9pm. So we decide that we should get to the airport at 7pm in case of complications, and so we ask A to pick us up b/w 6 and 6:30pm. The hotel nicely holds our bags for us, so we just hang out at the beach, walking around, reading books. Making a penile sandcastle w/ sperm shooting out of it, and the boobs, waist and the anatomically correct vaj. It was fun, we were really bored. *shrugs* So of course the 1 thing we ask her to do for us, the1 thing. She can't do. Picks us up at 6:50. It only took 10-15 mins to get there, but still. So I ask her what took so long. ANd she nicely tells us how her boss told her she could leave at 6 even though she hadn't finished her project yet, but she decided that work was more important than us. And decided to stay. I'm so glad she told us that. So I figured since she's been bitching and moaning our whole trip, I could bitch at her b/c she couldn't do 1 thing. She couldn't even take monday off. I mean seriously, thanks.
yeah, well, heres some cookies if you read that.
I'm also pissed about the party we just had at our place, tell about it later. But jerm, u missed it, I punched someone 10 times or so. And the door is broken. Oh yeah, I'm pissed, only slightly.
Went and saw brooke's team play AU. they lost, :o(