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realstandupguy

two }{ and i'll be anything you ask and more

Aug 26, 2009 19:39

[ voice post - filtered (really badly) from jessica hamby ]Uh-- he-hello? Is this thing on? Hey. My name's Hoyt. Hoyt Fortenberry, twenty-eight years old from Bon Temps, Louisiana. I doubt any of you all has ever heard of it really. That's okay ( Read more... )

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phasedcat August 27 2009, 00:15:30 UTC

It kind of depends on what she likes. I'm not sure if the zoo's open at night, but you could try finding out. It has mythical animals and dinosaurs, it's really an amazing experience to see things that shouldn't exist anymore or at all. It's in Xanadu.

You could just take her there though, it's really beautiful. There's also a lighthouse near the beach that's fun to go to especially at night. And the Moss Gardens are very pretty.

For a louder time, the Raven is a club Underground that sells blood.

realstandupguy August 27 2009, 00:22:39 UTC

Does it have unicorns, do you think? I'll bet she'd love to see some unicorns, even if they're sleepin'.

I ain't sure goin' Underground is right for us, though. She's a good girl and I'm not that kinda guy at all. But thanks for the advice, miss.

phasedcat August 27 2009, 01:09:39 UTC

I think it does. I think it has Pegasus too. It's really awesome though just to see everything it has. Not that I haven't seen Pegasus and dinosaurs on my own but all together it's neat.

That's understandable, it's not everyone's thing. I hope whatever you decide to do goes well.

realstandupguy August 27 2009, 01:43:10 UTC

A pegasus, seriously? Like with big wings?

And thank you, really.

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gjfgkdls;aa;sd /dead theserenashow August 27 2009, 00:22:25 UTC

This might not be anniversary material, but we're throwing a party soon to celebrate diversity. Consider yourselves invited, if that happens to be your thing~

Oh, and I'm Serena van der Woodsen. Welcome to The City.

HAHAHA hi shane realstandupguy August 27 2009, 00:25:41 UTC

A party? Man, that sounds...that sounds like a good idea.

Thanks, Serena. I'm Hoyt. Which I just...said, but okay. Thank you for the welcome.

HI LYS sob i want to threadjack this entire post >: theserenashow August 27 2009, 00:35:04 UTC

I can't take credit for the idea- that was all Holly- but I can assure you that it will be a night to remember.

You're welcome~ Is it really just your one-month anniversary?

SOB feel free to assume Filter Failure? realstandupguy August 27 2009, 00:36:29 UTC

I like nights to remember.

And yeah, it is. The last week or so has been...well, kind of a whirlwind for me. In a lot of ways.

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notevenagirl August 27 2009, 00:56:25 UTC

You're keeping track of our anniversary?

realstandupguy August 27 2009, 00:58:09 UTC

AW, SHIT.

I mean, I don't-- Jessica. Good mornin'!

notevenagirl August 27 2009, 01:00:10 UTC

I wasn't supposed to read this, was I? Fuck. I am soooooo sorry.

realstandupguy August 27 2009, 01:02:45 UTC

It's okay! It's all okay, really, I mean-- it wasn't like I was planning a surprise party for you or something. I don't even know if you like surprise parties.

I just wanted to get some advice. Now that Vampire Bill ain't around to...be Vampire Bill and everything.

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missesthestars August 27 2009, 01:07:30 UTC

It may vary your world to mine, but I imagine she likes many the same things any girl likes... with the possible exception of chocolates if you're from the world I think you are.

realstandupguy August 27 2009, 01:10:53 UTC

She couldn't eat 'em...but maybe she'd like the smell. I know she likes flowers. I'll have to ask her.

Thank you.

missesthestars August 27 2009, 01:48:46 UTC

You've welcome. I'm Promise Nottinger, by the way.

Are you perhaps acquainted with a Bill Compton?

realstandupguy August 27 2009, 01:52:24 UTC

Promise. That's a pretty name.

I am. Well. I mean, I guess he's kinda-sorta my girlfriend's dad? Except not. Except he definitely is her guardian, so...it's complicated. But he ain't here right now.

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voice; filtered unhackable adamantined August 27 2009, 01:18:39 UTC

Wow that's adorable.

Well, you could always go out to dinner and then hang out on the beach for a little while or something. Dinner's kind of cliche and so is the beach, but... now that I think about it, dinner might be kind of hard, too. Oops. But that's still pretty standard. I don't know. What kind of things does she like to do?

voice; filtered unhackable realstandupguy August 27 2009, 01:31:44 UTC

I think she likes to do almost everything. She didn't get out much before...you know. Come to think of it she don't get out much even now, but I wanna change that for her.

voice; filtered unhackable adamantined August 27 2009, 01:35:18 UTC

Then you should just take her out and around town then, and let her pick what she wants to do.

voice; filtered unhackable realstandupguy August 27 2009, 01:57:03 UTC

...maybe they have, like, horse-drawn carriages here. Do you figure?

That sounds romantic to me. Although...maybe she'd just think the horse smells, 'cause her senses are better.

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