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so theres a fly swimming around a pond.
then theres a frog sitting on a lily pad in that pond and he says to himself if that fly comes down another 4 imches im gunna have me some lunch
theres also a fish in the water who at the same time says to himself if that fly comes down another 4 imches the frogs gunna go for it, fall in the water and then im gunna have me some lunch
theres also a bear who at the same time says to himself if that fly comes down another 4 imches the frogs gunna go for it, fall in the water, the fish is gunna eat it and then im gunna have me some lunch
theres also a hunter who at the same time says to himself if that fly comes down another 4 imches the frogs gunna go for it, fall in the water, the fish is gunna eat it, the bears going to eat the fish and then im gunna shoot the bear and im gunna have me some lunch
theres also a sandwich in the hunters pocket and a mouse on the ground and at the same time the mouse says to himself if that fly comes down another 4 imches the frogs gunna go for it, fall in the water, the fish is gunna eat it, the bears going to eat the fish and the hunters gunna shoot the bear, the sandwich will fall out of the hunters pocket and then im gunna have me some lunch
theres also a cat who at the same time says to himself if that fly comes down another 4 imches the frogs gunna go for it, fall in the water, the fish is gunna eat it, the bears going to eat the fish and the hunters gunna shoot the bear, the sandwich will fall out of the hunters pocket, ill jump on the mouse and then im gunna have me some lunch
so sure enough the fly comes down 4 inches and the frog eats the fly, the fish eats the frog, the bear eats the fish, the hunter kills the bear, the sandwich falls out of his pocket, the mouse eats the sandwich but the cat misses and falls into the pond.
the moral: if the fly comes down 4 inches, the pussy gets wet
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