This is a Public Service announcement.

[reaverta]

Food grease tastes funny.*

Thank you for your co-operation.

* (The good news is, as the name implies, it's non-toxic. All the same, however? Remember to wash your hands before morning tea, if you're liable to get melty chocolate all over them.)

Comments

[reaverta]

According to health regulations, I'm meant to have washed my hands before eating food; Cheapskate workarounds are thus kinda naughty.

I just forgot.